Lube Sh!t

This week, we talked about the beauty and majesty that is lube. Is there anything that humanity has achieved that is more deserving of praise than lubricants? I know we have accomplished a lot as a people: plumbing, sanitation, art, philosophy…but what can truly compare to the incredible accomplishment that is lube? It is a tribute to science and everything we are capable of overcoming as a species. I know, I know: I jest ;)

Really, though: what else is there left to celebrate? You’ve got water-based, silicone-based, oil-based…the list goes on and on. Here’s to the ingenity of humanity. God bless us, everyone! Is there nothing that humanity cannot overcome? Lube has me dancing in the streets…well, the sheets, at least ;)